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May 17 '13

Tags: jenna talks tw; self harm please dont read this

May 17 '13
tabloo:

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@ 
And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks. 
I’m tired now

loveee thisss

tabloo:

bloochikin:

Decided to color it on a whim. 12 HOURS @____@ 

And yes, Marie is smoking in the classroom before others show up cuz she give no fucks. 

I’m tired now

loveee thisss

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May 17 '13

my dad just called me to tell me he needed toilet paper

Tags: we are classy as fuck jenna talks tmi?

May 16 '13
mechipenccils:


starting the morning off with a grimdark rose

mechipenccils:

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starting the morning off with a grimdark rose

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May 16 '13

Tags: jenna talks adventures in academia sorta

May 16 '13

brogeoisie:

❀ Thus, in the Ouran Host Club, handsome boys who have too much time on their hands flourish by entertaining equally idle girls. 

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May 16 '13

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Tags: jenna talks a- good but you can do better b- you can do better c- get off your ass and do better d- failure f- not worth the air you breathe

May 16 '13

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renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

I remember watching an episode of Kitchen Nightmares where this Black woman ran a Jamaican restaurant. It came out that this woman had a lot on her plate that she felt she had to deal with all by herself. There was a lot riding on the success of the restaurant, and she didn’t have a support system. What surprised me was how he did not force her into this Strong Black Woman role. He made it clear that she needed people around her who could truly help her with the burdens she had instead of adding to them. It was obvious from that episode was that what she needed was someone who could show her the real potential of her restaurant and how to maintain that.

But I also love how he has no fucks to give for silver spoon motherfuckers who just opened a restaurant because they thought it would be cool and fun then proceed to act like nobody needs to know anything about food or business to have a successful restaurant.

Besides this now, my favorite Gordon Ramsey has heart moments was on Hell’s Kitchen, where the Lady who cooked at Waffle House, although she was eliminated, he was so impressed with her, he decided to help pay for formal cooking lessons for her. Because he was like, “You’re in here out cooking all these so called chefs, all you need is more training.”

I love it, they were trying to shit on this black woman because LOL ONLY WAFFLE HOUSE

Gordon Ramsey be knowing

The best best thing I like about Gordon Ramsey is that he’s CHANGED his stance on people over the years. When he first started his TV show he openly stated he thought women were not and could not be chefs. But he never let that bias stand in the way of fairly judging the food itself. First season of Hell’s Kitchen I remember a scene where he said he was surprised it was two women who made it to the finals, and that by far the women’s team was continuly out performing the men’s. After that season I think he ate his words of believing women couldn’t be chefs because for the next 5 season’s women beat out the competition and won.

I love the fact he’s telling her to listen to the knife and how it’s supposed to sound. He’s giving her critique based on her better senses instead of going on as usual and it makes me teary with happy )’8

Well…. there I go crying again. I remember watching this episode and crying when it aired. Gods, I love Gordon Ramsey so much.

I also love how he’s not a food snob. Like… he likes GOOD food, but his thinking seems to be that it doesn’t have to be super fancy high class stuff to be delicious and worth eating. I remember one Kitchen Nightmare where he was trying to make a point about how slow the restaurant he was trying to help was being, so he went the the restaurant next store and got a full meal before the other place even got a dish out. This was just a little hole-in-the-wall kinda place with simple, humble food. But he still praised it as being delicious.

TL;DR - Gordon Ramsey may be a hardass and may do a lot of screaming, but he is one of the most decent human beings out there and I freaking love him to death.

a hero!

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May 16 '13

someone called my sneeze cute today

i sneeze like godzilla with severe pollen allergies what

Tags: jenna talks

May 15 '13

jadehariey:

so i guess a lot of people wanted me to do another giveaway??

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  • YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE following ME BUT IF YOU DO i’m really sorry you will regret following me later 

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i have a shop and it smells like BEARS

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